Call Centres

Call Centres - I hate call centres

Al Murray

DUMASSED Customers:

DUMASSED Customers:

“Hi how can I help you today?”
“Yeah, I’m missing information from my account”
“Hmm, Missing information, very strange, well send them in and I will consider them for you”

“But I’ve already sent them in”
(We do a search using the Computer, Negative the details were not sent in)
Dumbass Customer starts to whine and whinge…

“Excuse me, this is not the WHINE line, if ya want that call a Radio Station”
Ohhhh-Yeah, It’s time to Kick Ass and Chew some Bubble Gum, But I’m all out of GUM!!!!
(LOCK AND LOAD)

The Mini-Asalt Cannon, as used by Arnie in the Terminator 2 Film,
And were off to do a HIT!

“Here you go Dumbass, here’s how to send an e-mail”

Dumbass Customer TERMINATED!

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